When I saw this story, the first thing that came to mind was an old Sexy Losers comic strip. Anyway, I thought it was pretty amusing. Hope you enjoy it!
Chapter 9 from Nishi Shizumu’s tankoubon “Do S Joshikai” (ドS女子会); originally published in COMIC Shingeki 2013-05.
Quality checkers: Kurosenai, Cadenza
[Nishi Shizumu] Jisatsu no Tomekata (Do S Joshikai) [English] [Team Koinaka]
[西しずむ] 自殺の止め方 (ドS女子会) [英訳]